July 2011
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Screw my adolescent dreams of being a Britney Spears dancer. BEING A @NICKIMINAJ BARB IS WHERE IT’S AT. Fight dancing and cloaks? YES.
Jul 31st
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Unshowered and unkept after a night out in dupont and a bus ride to Philly #thatsjusthowiroll
Jul 30th
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Goooooogle
as if working at google WASN’T COOL ENOUGH RT @googlejobs Ever wondered what it was like to work at Google #NYC? http://t.co/Yf6da9v These themed spaces in the NY Google office sound so so cool.
Jul 30th
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Oh you fancy, huh →
New York clubs being accused of being kiiinda racist because of their dress codes (no baggy pants or bling). But they deny it. Uhh, I would bet on my super-cool clubbing life that they most definitely are. JUST LIKE THIRSTY TURTLE. I enjoy getting all dressed up as the next girl (or drag queen), but seriously, 5-inch heel minimum for girls?? Thas just ruh-diculouuus I bet Olivia Palermo...
Jul 28th
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Baconcakes →
To continue with the bacon obsession, here are bacon-wrapped PANCAKE egg things.
Jul 28th
I’ve decided to stop “liking” posts, and instead to just “reblog.” If my followees were wondering what I’m doing right now… La la la
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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
aboyinsideavoice: kelseylaedwards: thefuturepresidentandres: funhousemonster: MY HERO he is not embarrassing. HE IS AWESOME. I didn’t notice at first, but he only has one leg and holy shit dude, THIS GUY IS AWESOME, OK?!!! ^THAT :”) THIS THIS THIS!!!!! I wish my dad would do that!!! not embarrassing, amazing!! BE MY DAD, PLZ
Jul 28th
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Love To Cuddle
standardhotels: I love gifts.  So if any of you feel so inclined to get me this, I’ll cuddle you so hard! Guys would most definitely take this to their advantage to hit on you.
Jul 28th
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new york's top 10 ice cream sandwiches →
I want to go to one/all of these when I got to NY this weekend? The one called The Meatball Shop is a bit offputting though…
Jul 28th
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#whenimpresident parking will be free. And bunnies won’t run away when I chase them.
Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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Time for a hair change. →
Watch out, yo. ‘Cause we’s doin’ this.
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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Discovery
Just accidentally discovered that turning your hazard lights on causes ppl behind you to stay several feet away. #usefulfortailgaters
Jul 25th
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd