February 2011
100 posts
January 2011
31 posts
http://www.seacaptaindate.com/ →
seacaptaindate.com
Of course all I want to date is a sea captain!
You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions
Power outage = White wine, intense snowball fights, sledding/rolling down hills, almost lighting the kitchen on fire. CHECK
I want to be best friends with Jason Segal and hang out with James Franco’s cheekbones on Freaks & Geeks
Does @kanyewest know how to use the CAPS lock key?
Sour cream and onion chips are better when stolen. And eaten in bed with @jo0ocie
I want to make a movie and put @taylorswift13’s “Last Kiss” on during an emotional scene
In case you wanted to know what "H.A.M." stood for →
theurbandaily.com
Ever since Kanye Tweeted that “H.A.M”would be the first single from he and Jay-Z’s collaborative album, Watch The Throne, fans have been scratching their heads trying to figure out what it means. Besides the obvious affront to Muslims, Jews and other non-swine eaters it’s just outright confusing. But we are going to put our thinking caps on and aluminum foil hats to try and divine some meaning from this cryptic acronym.
HAM in the Bible
In Genesis Ham is the youngest son of Noah, who sees his father strip to his loin cloth during a drunken bender. It also means “hot” in Hebrew. Noah built an Ark to prepare for a flood of water but they are also going to bring the heat at the same time. That means things are about to boil and the boiling point for water is 100 degrees celsius. 100 C is an obvious allusion to the hundred dollar bill or “C-Note” with Benjamin Franklin’s face, who was an amateur musician from Philly. So this a subliminal diss to Beanie Sigel, Philly’s son of Ham who has obviously been cursed.
Going Greek
Heta, Alpha and Mu are the 7th, 1st and 12th letters in the Greek Alphabet. 7112. This is a coded message about the end of the world coming on July 1, 2012. At least that’s what THIS GUY SAYS.Get your water bottles and beef jerky ready!
Plug (Car) Toonin
In the animated television series The Life and Times Of Juniper Lee H.A.M is a secret society called,Humans Against Magic. They are well-versed in the ways of magic and have developed technology that allow them to battle magical creatures. They also wear crystals that let them see through the magic barrier. Their leader Lex once wanted to study and learn magic, until there was an accident that gave him the scared face he has now and caused him to dedicate his life to destroying magic.Producer Lex Luger is rumored to be making the beat for H.A.M.
“Holla At Me”
This would be pretty close to being true if this were 1998. However, “Hola Hovito” was a track offThe Blueprint and the more obvious interpretation would be “Holy” at me, Holla rhyming with “Allah”. Basically, pray to them.
“H.A.M” is short for Hammer
So look out for Jay-Z’s subliminal retort to “Better Run Run” called “Half-A-Millie.” Also, if you fold the album artwork in half it looks like two guys in Ed Hardy krumping in the rain.
Yeah, it still doesn’t make sense.
Part Of Me
Katy Perry
New track from Katy Perry’s re-release of “Teenage Dream.” DL that diddy, yo!
Let's go to Helsinki. Like, NOW →
travelandleisure.com
What could be better than Cash Cab? Oh yeah, a KARAOKE CAB. Helsinki is badassssss.
Part of Travel + Leisure’s Strangest Jobs in the Travel Industry.
Hold It Against Me
Britney Spears
So if I said I want your body now, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
Brit lives on and on. ‘Til the break of dawn. Kind of like her song “Soda Pop.”
My kitchen is Clinton St Baking Company
Brookies- brownie + cookie. Plain and simple! Lots of chocolate. Made during Inception. So of course I have no idea what happened during it.
Farmer’s Plate- scrambled eggs with heavy cream, topped with chives and cheddar cheese; side of oven-roasted spinach and arugula and tomatoes; heart-shaped toast. Lanny liked it! But he pointed out how it didn’t look as pretty as the picture :(
Blueberry Muffins- with crumble topping. Pretty good, but Betty Crocker mix does it best.
I’m sure these would look infinite times better with a fancy camera, but the iPhone does it semi-justice? Anyhow, the cookbook has been a success so far. Thanks @thechaushow for keeping my long winter nights occupied!
Tucker.
This is David Leas’ dog, Tucker. And he is the shit.
who wants to go sledding down my backyard? there’s a creek at the bottom. ADRENALINE RUSH WOO
i don’t know if it’s the movie itself or i’m narcoleptic, but i fell asleep watching The Social Network on my laptop AND in theaters
Events of today:
1. Yoga where I almost pass out
2. Smoothies and granola at Stinson’s
3. Ice-skating at Sculpture Gardens with Nora where we see a girl in her late twenties fall and after being dropped by the staff and her boyfriend, scream “I can’t feel my legs” and then proceed to cry drramatically
4. Happy hour and gossip at BlackFinn with Sophia
5. The Fighter with Daniel where I fall asleep in the beginning and snore a bit, but then fall in love with Christian Bale’s character Dickey
WINTER BREAK IS GOOOOOOD
Events of today:
1. Yoga where I almost pass out
2. Smoothies and granola at Stinson’s
3. Ice-skating at Sculpture Gardens with Nora where we see a girl in her late twenties fall and after being dropped by the staff and her boyfriend, scream “I can’t feel my legs” and then proceed to cry drramatically
4. Happy hour and gossip at BlackFinn with Sophia
5. The Fighter with Daniel where I fall asleep in the beginning and snore a bit, but then fall in love with Christian Bale’s character Dickey
WINTER BREAK IS GOOOOOOD
Gahh soulmate much?? RT @diplo I wish I could have every business meetin @ panda express
Chicken soup in a wine glass! Fancy HUH. Just another classy night at the Ehrmann household. Followed by the premiere of THE CRAIGSLIST KILLER. And then a documentary of the Craigslist Killer. Great stuff.
