Push me, and then just touch me!
According to Allure, men are more likely to strike up a conversation with a woman or comply with a request if she touches his forearm for 1-2 seconds and then looks away. Let’s get touching!
Ohh POP CHAMPAGNE
Chill it well. The warmer the Champagne, the higher the chance it’ll bubble over when opened. Cut the foil. Instead of ripping it open, use the blade of your wine opener to score around the top of the rim by turning your hand—not the bottle. Tilt the bottle. Hold the bottle at a 45-degree angle, away from you and others. Push down on the cork. Hold the cork down firmly with one hand,...
i feel guilty for not watching #tbl last night. but i know it’ll be well worth the wait to watch with @thechaushow YIPEEEEE
RT @britneyspears: #BritneySpearsGLEE - Adam Leber, Manager
Red Velvet fried chicken
Would you try it??
From The Scoop: Brooklyn Museum 200 Eastern Parkway (at Washington Avenue) Map: http://s.nyt.com/u/mfFq (718) 638-5000 http://brooklynmuseum.org It feels as though all of Brooklyn comes out on the first Saturday night of each month (except September), when the Brooklyn Museum turns into a rollicking party with extended hours, free admission and an eclectic roster of events. Kids race...
#theburiedlife, #glee episode with @britneyspears, the aussies are staying at mi casa, ny for the wknd. BEST WK EVER?
hotness glasses-ness RT @jtimberlake Backstage at NFL Countdown. Such a fan. Geekin’ out!
Do penguins have ears @SophE89?
Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong. Lochness, Goblin,...
I love how @S_C_ says “ghoul” in @kanyewest’s “monster.”
Swizz Alicia love <3 RT @THEREALSWIZZZ: Oh you fancy huh I look crazy in your BG pic LMAO @aliciakeys
You know who I don’t like? Angelina Jolie. She’s a home-wrecker who...– Chelsea Handler. I have a little bit of respect for her now. TEAM ANISTON
Glenn Howerton love
Ive always thought @Glenn_Howerton’s chest hair was kinda weird. But the way he thrusts the chair when Dennis and Mac are drunk? Sighh <3 From his wedding this past year. Yes, I know :(
This is when kanye needs to slow down the tweeting RT @kanyewest: Man … ninjas are kind of cool … I just don’t know any personally
Was anyone else uncomfortable when Rachel was singing “telephone” in Sunshine’s face on #glee last night?
Britney + Glee = good
TOXIC! #glee RT @britneyspears What song are you the most excited for? -Britney
Putting honey on zits with @hawshietashie. I just ate some of it off of my forehead. This is when twitter is TMI
“Do you wanna smoke some nugget?” What I put up with at 2 in the morning in college park.
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip it real good JESUS SHE’S COOL
I whip my hair back and forth
Mexican Night with the 4211 KnoxBoxers :) Tacos, guac and margs.
All #glee day on 99.5! The only thing that makes this damn traffic a little better.
Can we be friends/ please adopt me RT @THEREALSWIZZZ: HAPPY MONDAY THINK POSITIVE THATS YOUR JOB FOR TODAY ENJOY!
I love messing with online help. (under Chau's...
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Chau: good thanks! how are YOU kevin
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Chau: thats sweet. THANKS KEV
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Chau: yes i did
Kevin: Great! Were you given a receipt?
Chau: i was just about to say, i didn't get a recepit. ...*recepit ...damnit i can't spell. receipt
Kevin: I see. that's alright. How about the modem? Have you returned it as well?... May I help you with anything else aside from this concern?
Chau: no that's all. thanks so much kev! you rock
Kevin: Thank you so much! Have a wonderful day ahead of you and take care Chau.
OhmyGOSH I want one RT @ChickfilA This may be our most passionate & committed fan! @AlexShelnutt lemme get free food! I only have a chickfila tattoo.
Beachside at Sandy Point. Apparently the water is worse than sewage. This is Maryland beaches at its finest.
Day at the Chesapeake!
Brittle sand that makes your toes orange. Water that’s dirtier than sewage. Crabs, ribs and fries and bottomless lemonade at Buddy’s in Annapolis. Topped off with ice-cream in sugar cones at Kilwins. Beautiful weather with a nice breeze (although a tiny bit too much sun for my liking). Maybe the Chesapeake Bay ain’t so bad! Note: This is not actually the Chesapeake Bay....
After a night at Cornerstone and meeting random...
The Breakfast Club on demand at 4 in the morning sounds like a good idea.
Tonight's gonna be a good night
After a long week some JONAS LA is needed. And @azizansari tonight at Warner Theatre! The 2 go hand in hand
Why am I not surprised
Cars alternator is dead by the Warner Theatre. @azizansari please help. Ps- your show/ you was amazing Gosh, he’s cool.
I’m the one twice over, I’m the new 11– Drizzy Drake, “Ignant Shit”
Jay-Z Concert Setlist at Yankee Stadium, New York... →
Jay, Eminem, Beyonce, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Chris Martin, Memphis Bleek, Kanye, Swizz Beatz?!? THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH
My adorable electronic mktg teacher’s baby was born! BEATRICE <3 <3
FNO 2010. Hot damn.
So the night begins with Jessica and I going to Juicy Couture (post mini cheeseburgers at New York Burger Co.) for free champagne, served by hawt male models. Jessica asked if we could have a glass. He said as long as we were 21. He looked at me suspiciously and I convincingly go, “I’m 21, I swear!” We mill about pretending we like Juicy Couture clothing then head out. We...