Il Passatore in Williamsburg with dad + @Lanniard. Squeezed into a 2 person table. Host looks like Russell Crowe http://twitpic.com/10s9jn
i think i just flirted/ fell in love with the bank of america rep who said that i could be an elfin in “the hobbit” if i try out
A food PRINTER Just add your fave ingredients into the canisters! Dearjesus, I might die
Ready for the gangbang?
“hustling was my internship” - 50 cent
All about lotion
How to get lotion out of the bottom of the bottle 1. Add water 2. Cut the damn thing How to get lotion stains out of things
what does it take to be a DJ a thirsty turtle? i think it’s about time that i step in.
Angelina complains to Brad about hating New Orleans. US Magazine Brad’s bro wants him to leave her. The Sun
At France’s NRJ music awards, the Black Eyed Peas were accidentally announced as the best international group winners, when German band Tokio Hotel had actually won in the category. Presenter Ke$ha explained that announcing the winner was a confusing task, as both the winner and the nominees were listed on her card. Silly Ke$ha! Must’ve been downing a bottle of Jack backstage...
MARRY ME AND THEN TAKE ME TO YOUR RESTAURANT
There are many things wrong with this sentence
Bill Gates “gyrated” on a banquette during a John Legend performance at Sundance, noting that he was on the lookout for “that chick from Twilight.” New York Post
Britney Spears’ “3” playing in Pho
IT’S AUSTRALIA DAY! let’s rage tonight @hawshietashie
i’ve decided i want my 21st birthday to take place at the 40/40 club
Okay stop being awesome, JT
dad is tearin it up on the karaoke machine #illkindamissthis
Little Jon. He always tells the truth.
Little AZN kid dancing to “Apologize.” What could be better! Props to @jennnchennn
This is from a website called Couch Surfing where you can travel around the world and crash on peoples’ couches. Blame Katherine Buck for this uber-sketchy website. This is one guy who has a couch in Argentina! here are some clues about me: seven true, one false… 1. Even while blind-folded and with my hands tied behind my back, I can still kick Tye’s ass. 2. I walk like a...
Also a girl on my program said her older brother went to Brown with Jim from the Office (Jon Krasidnfkdsgslkd) and was in the same circle of friends. He said he was a total douche and when her brother broke his leg and couldn’t bend down to pick up a cookie he dropped and asked Jon to help him, Jon walked over and smushed the cookie into the floor and walked away. My dreams of Jim are...
Type in any famous person’s name and you can generate a fake death story! Yipeeeeeeeee! Below is my story about James Franco. Actor - James Franco Falls To His Death In Austria THIS STORY IS STILL DEVELOPING… Actor James Franco died while filming a movie in Kitzbühel, Austria early this morning - January 21, 2010. Preliminary reports from Austrian Police officials indicate that...
Wayne Coyne, I see you on dat Google Street View
Well this is phenomenal
I'm easily entertained →
Hi, I’m Conan O’ Brien and I’m three days away from the...
Why must I miss everything this spring?
Footage of James Franco filming General Hospital may be shown at his yet-to-be-confirmed performance-art show at Deitch Projects’ Long Island City space this spring. Coachella Vampire Weekend’s tour Glee tour
I thought it was pretty weird at first, but then I met Kimiko and she’s so...– James Franco and his love affair with Kimiko-tan, the Japanese body pillow
Kafreen and I saw one of these in the LES!
I don't think you're ready...
The famous catchword from the hit Destiny’s Child song is being added to the Oxford English Dictionary. “I still can’t believe it - it’s hilarious!” says group member Beyoncé. But despite the honor, B would rather a more scholarly word made it into the books. “I actually wish it was another word I created,” she laments. “I wish it didn’t have...